"We literally have never done any of those things."

Will Ferrell has made some great movies.  This is arguably not his best, but there are some classic quotes that need to be recognized for their brilliance.  

"It's a profit deal that takes the pressure off!"

Ah yes the infamous Steve Martin at his best. "The Jerk", 1979. Do they make films like this anymore. Name a film that is even half as funny as this movie. He is is no naive yet his character makes the best out of a shit sandwich. Do you think AIG used these words to run their company?

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You have to love the childlike naievety of this classic idiot. Who wouldn't want to relive a little bit of this guys life.

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You Stay Classy, Planet Earth

I love the optimism. Truer words have never been spoken or wished upon something. This has to be in the top 20 comedy movie quotes going. If I'm wrong tell me about it! My pessimistic side says, Stay classy my ass. How about stay trashy Planet Earth. But lets return to the optimism and pure genius of Ron Burgundy.

"Your so wise, your like a miniature Buddha covered in hair", Ron Burgundy

If this isn't one of the best quotes from a movie I don't know what is. If you have a funnier quote that you like let me know. He sounds like like a great spiritual leader. For all we know the dog is a great spiritual leader. Maybe dogs are more insightful that we think. In fact they love us unconditionally maybe they have the right idea.